if a guy stares at ur boobs
just stare at his dick
maybe squint a little bit
One time I was at the grocery store with my mom when an older man starts staring at my ass and the worst part was that he was standing next to his wife and kids so I start staring at his crotch and squinting really hard even tilted my head to the side a little and let me tell you I have never seen anyone look more embarrassed in my life and I have never felt more accomplished it was fantastic
Page 84 of the movie script.
I just. I don’t know what to say.
There is no context that can make this any less gay.
G is for Gay for Enjolras
R is for Really gay for Enjolras
A is for Absolutely gay for Enjolras
N is for Not-at-all straight for Enjolras
T is for Totally in love with Enjolras
A is for Always being there for Enjolras
I is for Incredibly gay for Enjolras
R is for Romantically-involved with Enjolras
E is for E n j o l r a s
In which Grantaire spends his Valentine’s Day admiring Enjolras from afar.
enjolras not knowing how to handle others’ pain so when his boyfriend grantaire gets sick he just sits on the bed next to him and rubs his belly.
it works well enough for grantaire
or, you know, if you post Les Mis because I need more Les Mis on my dash.
Specifically I need more Les Amis de l’ABC
why aren’t you all in love with me when i’m literally 92.7% grantaire
grantaire, put that bottle down
i’m fuckin sober don’t touch me